There are 5 pallets of rubber ducks sitting outside of my office door.
Really.
The maintenance guys walk by and quack at me.
Fine. Bring it. Might as well laugh along with everyone else.
If anyone wants to submit Swiftriver fan art in the next month, it’s got to have a rubber duck somewhere in the picture.
I have spoken.
I cannot stop laughing at a delivery guy getting someone to sign for pallets of ducks.