“It’s midnight. Where’s the comic?”

Okay, take a deep breath, and relax. You’ll be getting a Tuesday comic. It’s just not posting right now. As much as Swiftriver is my passion, I’m a freelancer, and I need to follow the money. Real life had to take priority today, so you won’t be getting the page “on time.” You’ll still be getting it Tuesday, March 31. Thanks for being patient, and check back here later.