…or “What I Did On My Summer Vacation – by Bowie Swiftriver. Age 27.”
I went to the Cape on my yearly vacation. Apparently, Bowie went there too, but made a new “friend” somewhere along the way. Enjoy!
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I like Bowie’s vacations… I think we’d get along just fine
Oh, Bowie. Can’t say I’m surprised.
I’m not quite sure how that would work…
Well, you see when an elf male and a mermaid love each other very much… Okay, maybe love is too strong a word… Anyhow, I did think this one out a bit. I figure mermaids would take in air thru their neck gills, and push the oxygen thru their mouth to their chosen date.
Or you can choose the “Treehouse of Horror” answer: Wizards did it.
I agree with LlubNek: how does that work through swim shorts? Is the plaid some form of birth control?
Okay, plaid is not a form of Birth Control. If it was, lots of former Grunge rockers wouldn’t have gotten laid. And they’re pretty much dry humping under water.