The contract job I was working has ended. Such is life. But this means all you wonderful readers get to profit from it.
This means I need to update my portfolio a bit. So for a limited time, I’m taking commissions. I’m opening up FIVE commission slots for now, first come, first serve. Each commission is for a 6 x 8, one character, PG-13, color sketch, for only $10 (and s+h, naturally). If you want more than that, you need to talk to me. If you have any questions, feel free to drop me a line.
UPDATE 1/15: Slot one is filled! Thank Bill! Four to go.
Before the T started using a pleasant computerized voice to announce all the stops, the actual conductors would announce where you were. One time, my ex boyfriend and I were waiting for a train, and Elmer Fudd came on the loud speaker. We blinked at each other a few times. He then turned to me and repeated what Fudd said. “Thewe will be wed wine deways on awl Bwaintwee Twains?”
Another time I was riding the T with a bunch of friends. There was a chime over the loudspeaker, signaling an announcement. All that came out was something that we swear sounded like “Schweh!” The computer voice just isn’t the same.

